radsloth:

my general attitude to bugs n stuff is ” i don’t like you and i don’t want you anywhere near me but i still think you deserve to live so i’m just gonna move you outside alrighty peace out lil buddy please don’t come near me again”

(Source: vashjir)

morrissarty:

lost-machine:

cumberbauched:

motiveweight:

thechurchofcelebrity:

I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these women look perfect by hiding their blemishes and wrinkles. The truth is they can afford far better makeup than you. The stuff they use is almost magic. And we all know the things they can do with photographs these days. Strip all that away and they’re just like you. You also have to figure how many of these women had cosmetic surgery. There is no so such thing as a perfect and flawless looking person.

Long overdue post…puts things into a more balanced perspective. Thank you for this compilation.

this makes me feel better about not having thick eyebrows like you don’t even fucking know

THERE’S HOPE FOR ME YET

oh my god they’re ordinary people

tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world

in my head

with a straight face.

(Source: laughter-everyday)

juicyjacqulyn:

jellobatch:

themyskira:

Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x)

Real shit

How to make a joke involving rape

mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim

good stuff